Boomers Killing the ‘Fix This Piss Hole of a Planet’ Industry

Turns out that industry killing isn't just for millennials anymore. The industry of making sure the planet Earth can sustain non-microbial life beyond the year 2045 took a huge hit on Thursday evening when literally almost (ALMOST, boomer apologists) every single boomer on Earth said "well I'm probably not going to live that long anyways." … Continue reading Boomers Killing the ‘Fix This Piss Hole of a Planet’ Industry

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Space Force or Space Farce?

A few days ago, Supreme Leader Jr., Mike Pence, announced the creation of the 6th branch of the United States Military: Space Force. Immediately the idea was met with backlash from both sides of the isle. Both Democrats and Republicans have united in their confusion over the necessity of a militarized space force, much to … Continue reading Space Force or Space Farce?

New “Evidence” Points Toward Extraterrestrial Influence on Early Human Civilization

Early human history is often a contentious point in modern times. The growing movement of at-home-anthropology has created an undercurrent within the field of anthropology that can probably no longer be ignored. People are waking up to the fact that there's little in the way of photographic evidence to support any of the prevailing theories … Continue reading New “Evidence” Points Toward Extraterrestrial Influence on Early Human Civilization

Mark Zuckerberg-Bot Fails to Dazzle at Congressional Hearing

On Tuesday afternoon Mark Zuckerberg attended a congressional hearing in Washington over the potential mishandling of user data. The firm Cambridge Analytica accessed the data through a poll linked on the website and potentially gained access to tens of millions of users data. Zuckerberg, when asked about the breach of trust with Facebook users replied: … Continue reading Mark Zuckerberg-Bot Fails to Dazzle at Congressional Hearing