denver airport

Here at The Revere Report we are committed to seeking truth and shining a light into the dark and mysterious places of the world. Those places may be secret genetic testing facilities that seek to create monstrosities of untold horror, or secret plans by satanic Democrats looking to enslave your children and force you to use gender neutral pronouns at Starbucks while you’re just trying to order your caramel frappuccino and then hop into your American made, half-ton truck and speed off into the distance like any good ol’ God fearing American.

The Revere Report is here to help guide you through these confusing times, and as part of that, we are going to begin providing you fine folks with a weekly companion guide to each Revere Report: Declassified episode. We’ll be giving you a (very) quick breakdown of some of the major points we cover in each conspiracy we’re discussing, which you can use to reference while trying to sound like you know what you’re talking about when you inevitably bring these fascinating topics up in conversations at work or on Tinder dates or any other extremely appropriate circumstances. These posts are also to serve as a visual aid for those of you with an inability to google image search things.

This weeks expedition into the heart of the Truth Vault takes us right into the center of America. The Denver Airport. If you’re not already familiar, The Denver Airport is the centerpiece of many conspiracies, including but not limited to: secret bunkers, the Illuminati, aliens, super viruses, demons, and probably anything else you can dream of. Given the whispers of secret underground buildings, the extremely long and over-budget construction period, and the extremely odd artwork in and around the airport, these conspiracies have inspired many curious arm chair researchers around the globe.

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Many people wholeheartedly believe that secret bunkers and tunnels exist underneath The Denver Airport. While this is explainable through poor engineering and even worse instruction following, the theories persist to this day. One thing that probably doesn’t help is that the airport absolutely kinda looks like a swastika from overhead, but you could also chalk that one up to it just being an efficient airport layout for a centrally located, land locked major airport.

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The Denver Airport art is infamous, mostly for its odd and often creepy imagery, and also because the dude that built the evil looking horse-with-red-glowing-eyes out in front of the place died when the statue fell on him. Many of the murals depict scenes that have been interpreted as imagery of a New World Order taking over, or an alternate history where America lost to the Nazis in WWII. While each of the murals has a description plaque underneath them which explains what they are actually about, no one reads shit and you’ve already skipped past this part I’m typing right now to look at the god damn pictures.

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OH YEAH AND HERE’S THE WEIRD EVIL MURDEROUS HORSE THING

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SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IT LOOKS LIKE H.R. GEIGER AND JOHN CARPENTER GOT TOGETHER AND WERE LIKE “HEY LETS RUIN THE CONCEPT OF A FUCKIN HORSE”

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ANYWAYS…

That’s all we’ve got for you this week folks. I hope you enjoyed looking at all of these things you heard about when you definitely listened to our new episode. If you haven’t listened to the new episode, don’t, and instead just look at these images and then decide what you think is going on by yourself because you’re obviously smarter than we are.

Tune in next week for more cool stuff you didn’t know about, and another weekly dose of truth.

As always, stay vigilant folks.

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